My Apple Theory
Being the keen theory-maker (you may recall, Non-Existent Reader, my desperate attempt to explain my Theory of Marriage) I discovered as I was listening to my ancient, 1st Generation iPod nano that...There must be some reason why I took the damn thing out of the drawer.
I have an HTC Pocket PC. Complete with a 2GB memory card enough to fill a zillion songs (well, I'm very picky so 2GB is more than enough!). I had almost forgotten about my iPod...I had it (quite literally) stored in a drawer for more than two years. And then one day I see someone walking by with an iPod and BAM!
My mind suddenly races and I'm thinking, 'Where is my little white gadget!'
So now that we're past my electronic epiphany, it is time to explain my theory of Apple. And not it isn't, 'An apple away will keep your uninteresting-but-somehow-needed friend away'...I'm lame but just not that much. The statement of my theory goes like this:
Any Apple product will always be more attractive and somehow more magnetic than other products. Even if it's worse than other products. Even if it has a battery life that is complete shit. Even if it has the stupidest games installed on it when you don't even need them.
Did I say theory? Scratch that. Theories need proofs. This is a postulate (love that word!), an axiom if you may (love that one too!)...Ergo, I need not prove it as it is a proposition that is naturally self-evident. Physics can teach you wonders.
Catch ya later!
4 comments:
will always be more attractive? if it didn't have the things you mentioned?
I respectfully disagree. big time. lol
if all that became shit its rep will slowly deteriorate. maybe you should add that to your physics :P
Come ooooon =P
(Many) people just LOVE Apple. For no particular reason but the fact that it IS Apple!
There are a million different gadgets out there TODAY that beat Apple products and yet it still is the number 1 choice with most people!
Watsup man...surprised to see me lol...No dude I disagree The reason people like apple is because they always have the best shit n they r the first to introduce stuff,take iphone for an example iphone was released in the market like in 2005(not sure) n everyone started following touch screens kicked in n thts the reason U r using ur HTC pocket PC u mentioned.And frankly my ipod has good battery life n i like the games on it :P
P.S.Their stuff is overpriced for sure...
FAHAD! I need more of your surprise visits here; hardly anybody else comes around =P
Apple is HUGELY overpriced, I agree! And well...I think their stuff is fantastic in terms of design; it's why there's this magnetic attraction I'm talkin' about. This theory was just for the fun of it =D
Thanks bro! Stop by more often ^_^
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