Just Something

...that I had to share.
While in the taxi today the taxi driver just goes:
"God...Give me health and well-being [Pause]

And half a million pounds.

So that I can get a helicopter. And use it as a taxi."

I was in fits after that and kept laughing every time I remembered it for the rest of the way.

It sounded much funnier in Arabic too:

"YA RAB! Al satr wa al se77a...wa nos million geneih.

Ashtery beehom helicopter wa a3melha taxi"

Fun Fact: By sheer fate, just two weeks ago this same man had dropped me off to the same doctor I was at today. It's weird how God sets up certain things.